63 Marketing Jokes and Humour

1. Why do marketers love trampolines? They get great bounce rates.
2. I asked my marketer friend for a joke. He said it needed A/B testing first.
3. Why was the marketer bad at bowling? He couldn’t stop targeting the wrong audience.
4. SEO joke incoming… but you’ll see it in 6–12 months.
5. My boss told me to think outside the box—so I canceled our subscription to the box company.
6. Why don’t marketers trust stairs? Too many steps before conversion.
7. What do you call a marketer who can’t get results? A content creator.
8. Why did the PPC specialist break up with Google? Too many impressions, not enough commitment.
9. I asked ChatGPT for a marketing plan. It replied, “What’s your budget?” I closed the laptop.
10. Why do email marketers stay calm? They have lots of self-control (and unsubscribe buttons).
11. Why was the landing page embarrassed? Its form was too long.
12. Why did the marketer bring a ladder? To reach their lofty KPIs.
13. Why do brands love Instagram? It gives them a filter for their problems.
14. Why did the marketer get fired from the calendar factory? He took a day off.
15. What’s a social media manager's favourite drink? Engage-mint tea.
16. Why did the marketer break their keyboard? The “lead” key wouldn’t work.
17. Why was the SEO expert broke? Too many keywords, not enough search volume.
18. Why do marketers hate hide and seek? Good luck hiding when they're always tracking you.
19. My email campaign is just like me—sent out, ignored, and eventually archived.
20. Why was the marketing funnel arrested? Too many people fell for it.
21. Why did the marketer stare at orange juice? It said “concentrate.”
22. Why do billboards never get lonely? They’re always looking down on people.
23. My ads are like my jokes—nobody clicks.
24. Why was the copywriter sleepy? Too many drafts.
25. What’s a marketer’s favourite horror movie? Low Conversion Rates.
26. Marketing budget walked into a bar… bartender said, “Sorry, we don't serve your type.”
    “Why?”
    “You’re cut off.”
27. Why did the marketer run from the meeting? Too many deliverables, not enough deliver-us.
28. Why did the AI marketer get promoted? It had great machine learning curves.
29. Why don’t marketers play poker? Too many tells—but mostly spelling mistakes.
30. My boss asked for “viral content,” so I sneezed on the report.
31. Why did the ad cross the road? To get retargeted on the other side.
32. Why did the marketer hire a magician? To turn impressions into conversions.
33. Why do marketers make terrible comedians? Their timing is always “next quarter.”
34. My PPC budget disappeared—must’ve been in the Google Triangle again.
35. Why did the marketer get locked out? Their password didn’t have enough characters.
36. I tried to put all my marketing jokes in a carousel post—slid right off.
37. What’s a marketer’s favourite exercise? Segment squats.
38. What did the marketer say on their birthday? “Finally some organic reach!”
39. Why did the marketer meditate? To reduce bounce thoughts.
40. Why was the billboard suspected of lying? Its claims were too big to be true.
41. What do you call a marketer with no leads? Unemployed.
42. Why do content writers never get lost? They always follow the outline.
43. Why was the marketing team cold? They left too many windows open.
44. Marketer: “I want to make an impact.”
    Boss: “Cool, try hitting your KPIs first.”
45. Why did the marketer become a gardener? They wanted more organic growth.
46. Why do marketers love coffee? It boosts their click-through-rate.
47. Why was the brand manager happy? Their therapist told them to “find your identity.”
48. Why do marketers always look tired? They’re constantly optimizing their sleep schedule.
49. Why was the website always nervous? Too much traffic.
50. Why did the marketer switch to decaf? Too many buzzwords.
51. How do marketers stay cool? They use lots of fans (paid and organic).
52. Why did the marketer sell their vacuum? It only collected dust, not leads.
53. Why did the designer break up with marketing? “You keep changing the brief!”
54. Why was the lead magnet in therapy? It had attachment issues.
55. What do you call TikTok content created at 3 AM? Desperation marketing.
56. Why don’t marketers like math? Too many metrics, not enough magic.
57. Why did the social media manager go to jail? Too many influenced decisions.
58. Why did the marketer sleep with a whiteboard? They needed a clean slate.
59. Facebook ads are like slot machines—flashy, addictive, and somehow always taking your money.
60. Why did the marketer get ghosted? Their openers were all CTAs.
61. I told my team we needed “more engagement,” so they got engaged. HR was not pleased.
62. Why was the marketing intern confused? They couldn’t find the “viral” button in Canva.
63. My funnel isn’t leaking—it’s just “enhancing user freedom.”

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